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THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived

TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using ph**oshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L

WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power

TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by prosti82

whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by majin.manuel

Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.

KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by James

cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm

CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?

TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by suzieq

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


TESTICLES - He just lost them.

TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5

MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!


TAGS: soccer worl cup kickboxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 9, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah, really bad. The player frm Holland ended at the hospital.
Derek - July 9, 2010, 5:51 pm
Owwww nasty




TAGS: break up dumb kick ass
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:05 pm
When I was a child, I saw this guy dumping his girl - at a Jack in the Box no less! The scene was awesome. I wish they had camera phones when I was young. Or even cell phones... Or camcorders that weren't the size of toaster oven for everyone to notice XD

PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips

TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by zaxx81

zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school

CHEVY - Mine could kick your Ford's ass

TAGS: chevy chevelle ford kick ass
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by J.T.

RagTopDriver - August 8, 2010, 11:23 am
Ford was making and selling affordable V8 muscle cars when "other" companies threw in the towel on things like "camaro" for 7 years.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:47 am
beautiful car major bag of a** haulery coming for all them ricers
Jmac0585 - September 4, 2009, 9:11 am
Friend of road destruction
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:33 am
Found on Road dead.
Airborne - September 4, 2009, 7:31 am
FORD = First On Rubbish Dump
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:36 am
DODGE the father .........RAM the daughter!
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:21 am
I thought Ford stood for f***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
King Biscuit - September 2, 2009, 7:38 pm
F.O.R.D. Fix Or Repair Daily
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:23 am
but maybe not my dodge
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 1:49 am
1970 Chevelle SS. Sweet. 5 lions.

YOU SAID I'M LIKE A CAT? THANK YOU! - As a man I take this as a compliment. Cats are strong, intelligent, fast, stealthy, deadly, beautiful, and graceful.


TAGS: superhero challenge geek sidekick iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - December 16, 2010, 8:33 pm
Excellent, Iceman. 5L
ICEMAN - December 16, 2010, 8:15 pm
Thanks Double R.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 5:45 pm


FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk

TAGS: bears ball kick
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by composidore

Who Cares? - March 4, 2010, 11:35 am
**** Punch

HEAD KICKS - Because punching just ain't polite



TAGS: man down kick
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 2:15 am
Your "joke" hinges on your misquoting of a common phrase.
agdaniele - December 31, 2010, 9:16 pm
Ashson, I congratulate you on ringing in a new era of motifaking. Most are intimidated by the established regulars, but your willingness to let critics be d***ed, and unleash an plethoric onslaught of nearly admissible posters is, in a word, ambrosial.
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Lets see... You took all of three seconds thinking this one up?

WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF - My wife puts them on and kicks my ass!

UTILITY - This should keep me from rolling out of the bed again.

LOLCATS - It sad how a bunch of people can go around the internet finding funny pictures, attaching captions and calling it humor. For shame.

TAGS: motifake kicks lolcats ass
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - June 24, 2010, 6:28 am
Not to mention, the lolcats fanatics language x_x
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Well said.
Derek - June 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Touché :})

- in Belgian

TESTICLES - Now in the shape of cleats!

TAGS: football kick crotch testes
Rating: 1.82/5
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
Hey, that's why they're shaped like footballs...just sayin'
Skeeter11766 - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am
If the punt gets blocked it's all worth it.

Tough Love -

BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do

TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L

IF NOT IN THE FACE... - A swift, kick to the testicles is coming real soon.

NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."

CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...


TAGS: kangaroo translation kicking kids
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
He shoots! He scores! GOOOOAAALLL!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:59 pm
we put bet on these type things here. i'm paying 10-1 odds he wins this weeks match. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:33 pm

meh...happened to me just yesterday.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:53 pm
It is just a good idea to slow down while making fakes to make sure there is no erorrs in what you put out there. Something i have yet to perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:34 pm
For me, it is Monday and the temazepam hasn't worn off yet.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:32 pm
tell me about it, effing retard that guy is!
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:27 pm



TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L

POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.

TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.

FIELD GOALS - So that white players can score too


JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!

TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

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federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25

Why Did Chickenlittle Cross The Road? -

TAGS: ckicken little save life road
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:46 am
OMG! I've got several bison farms near by...gotta go tell 'em!
lgvernon - January 1, 2014, 10:49 pm

Buffalo, too. Where do you suppose all those wings come from?
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
Well I hear you could be a horse and they'd still call you chicken.
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 5:41 pm
ahahaa love it Prissy! d*** Tyson plants, they just keep trying! i'd probably have been rejected anyway once they found out i was really a duck

Three Legs -

Something For Pain -

Pwissy hides all her ashtrays -

TAGS: miss priss kicks the habit
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:19 pm
Now why would I want to do that? I need those b***s to ro5Ll more smokes!

Man Down -

Nuts ! -


TAGS: websense sensorship lols kick nuts
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:50 pm
Amamazazing space! Well done! 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 7:55 pm
Future Hall of Famer
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 6:37 pm

5L...no doubt in my mind.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:05 pm

nice pic, nice all around.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:52 pm


TAGS: hes a swift kick in the gundam gonads
Rating: 4.58/5

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lahliet - June 1, 2010, 2:21 am
skip* accidently typed skill * they really need an edit b***on*
lahliet - June 1, 2010, 2:20 am
i know what you mean. some of them you can hold enter and skill it all till the good scenes come lol. 5l's
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:40 pm
Hey, those dating sims are hard to figure out! Especially in the original Japanese...5.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:37 pm
Premature emasculation!

Cinco de Mayo Priorities -


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.

EXCOMMUNICATION - And this is what got me kicked out of the Mormon Church

TAGS: excommunication kicked out mormon church
Rating: 3.6/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
RonE - January 19, 2012, 11:30 am
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:09 am
Where's The Beer From ?

Nestlings -


TAGS: she kicked my ass
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Is this a reference?
Budog - September 17, 2010, 6:55 pm
Faceplant, I always get the last word, it's usually "Yes Dear..."
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:52 pm
Same kind of feeling you get when she proves you wrong too.

SUPPLIER KICK BACKS - Do you think someone will notice?

TAGS: kickbacks money stealing fraud
Rating: 2.56/5

THIS LADY - Just wants to kick it.

TAGS: this lady leg one kick it
Rating: 2.35/5

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BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am
This is a terrible, terrible tunnel. Because you don't want to laugh, but you kind of do.

KICKING YOURSELF IN THE ASS - always happens at the wrong time

ROUNDHOUSE KICK - You've been Chuckinated.


Cancelled -

TAGS: kick ginger ak47 redhead guns
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:39 pm
Ya BUDDY!!! Have gun, will use it! Laughing so hard I can't stand up!!! Sent this to favorite redhead!! 5L from me and 5L from favorite redhead! This is AWESOME!!!!