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THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm, #242151
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm, #242150
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm, #240796
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #238581
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm, #234378
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #234372

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm, #234360
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am, #234193

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm, #186683
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm, #186682
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using ph**oshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm, #186652
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm, #186535
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm, #186533
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm, #186531
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by prosti82

whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm, #223063
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


THIS IS TOKYO !!! -


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by majin.manuel

Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm, #126747
You are wrong.


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm, #205882
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm, #205876

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm, #205875
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am, #169140
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am, #169139
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am, #169137
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am, #169133
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am, #156871
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm, #156381
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm, #156341
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am, #156251
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm, #156222
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm, #156216
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm, #156206

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm, #156203
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.


TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by James

cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm, #33459
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm, #16836
haha


CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by suzieq

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am, #227725
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #180130
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm, #180105
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm, #180102
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am, #180098
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am, #180082
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


LEMMY KILMISTER -




TESTICLES - He just lost them.


TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5


MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!




SOCCER WORLD CUP - MIXED WITH KICKBOXING... IS EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: soccer worl cup kickboxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 9, 2010, 5:53 pm, #183839
Yeah, really bad. The player frm Holland ended at the hospital.
Derek - July 9, 2010, 5:51 pm, #183838
Owwww nasty


HIGH KICK -




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IGNORANCE -


TAGS: break up dumb kick ass
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:05 pm, #248054
When I was a child, I saw this guy dumping his girl - at a Jack in the Box no less! The scene was awesome. I wish they had camera phones when I was young. Or even cell phones... Or camcorders that weren't the size of toaster oven for everyone to notice XD


PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips


TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by zaxx81

zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm, #231549
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm, #231521
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am, #231515
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school


YOU SAID I'M LIKE A CAT? THANK YOU! - As a man I take this as a compliment. Cats are strong, intelligent, fast, stealthy, deadly, beautiful, and graceful.




THE SIDEKICK -


TAGS: superhero challenge geek sidekick iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - December 16, 2010, 8:33 pm, #207195
Excellent, Iceman. 5L
ICEMAN - December 16, 2010, 8:15 pm, #207193
Thanks Double R.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 5:45 pm, #207159

Outstanding.


FIGHTING DIRTY - When the going gets tough, the tough gets kicked in the junk


TAGS: bears ball kick
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by composidore

Who Cares? - March 4, 2010, 11:35 am, #161679
**** Punch


HEAD KICKS - Because punching just ain't polite




THIS IS AMERICA !! -




MAN DOWN -


TAGS: man down kick
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 2:15 am, #232281
Your "joke" hinges on your misquoting of a common phrase.
agdaniele - December 31, 2010, 9:16 pm, #208806
Ashson, I congratulate you on ringing in a new era of motifaking. Most are intimidated by the established regulars, but your willingness to let critics be d***ed, and unleash an plethoric onslaught of nearly admissible posters is, in a word, ambrosial.
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:55 am, #208746
Lets see... You took all of three seconds thinking this one up?


WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF - My wife puts them on and kicks my ass!




UTILITY - This should keep me from rolling out of the bed again.




LOLCATS - It sad how a bunch of people can go around the internet finding funny pictures, attaching captions and calling it humor. For shame.


TAGS: motifake kicks lolcats ass
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - June 24, 2010, 6:28 am, #181491
Not to mention, the lolcats fanatics language x_x
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:07 pm, #181330
Well said.
Derek - June 22, 2010, 8:51 pm, #181327
Touché :})


CHEVY - Mine could kick your Ford's ass


TAGS: chevy chevelle ford kick ass
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by J.T.

RagTopDriver - August 8, 2010, 11:23 am, #188245
Ford was making and selling affordable V8 muscle cars when "other" companies threw in the towel on things like "camaro" for 7 years.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:47 am, #188241
beautiful car major bag of a** haulery coming for all them ricers
Jmac0585 - September 4, 2009, 9:11 am, #114967
Friend of road destruction
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:33 am, #114947
Found on Road dead.
Airborne - September 4, 2009, 7:31 am, #114946
FORD = First On Rubbish Dump
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:36 am, #114554
DODGE the father .........RAM the daughter!
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:21 am, #114461
I thought Ford stood for f***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
King Biscuit - September 2, 2009, 7:38 pm, #114400
F.O.R.D. Fix Or Repair Daily
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:23 am, #114261
but maybe not my dodge
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 1:49 am, #114105
1970 Chevelle SS. Sweet. 5 lions.


- in Belgian




TESTICLES - Now in the shape of cleats!


TAGS: football kick crotch testes
Rating: 1.82/5
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am, #148154
Hey, that's why they're shaped like footballs...just sayin'
Skeeter11766 - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am, #148152
If the punt gets blocked it's all worth it.


Tough Love -




BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do


TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am, #163840
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm, #163817
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm, #163811
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm, #163810
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm, #163770
Now, bombenade. 5L


IF NOT IN THE FACE... - A swift, kick to the testicles is coming real soon.




NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."




CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




LOST IN TRANSLATION -


TAGS: kangaroo translation kicking kids
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:12 pm, #193677
He shoots! He scores! GOOOOAAALLL!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:59 pm, #193634
we put bet on these type things here. i'm paying 10-1 odds he wins this weeks match. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:33 pm, #193603

meh...happened to me just yesterday.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:53 pm, #193590
It is just a good idea to slow down while making fakes to make sure there is no erorrs in what you put out there. Something i have yet to perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:34 pm, #193586
For me, it is Monday and the temazepam hasn't worn off yet.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 4:32 pm, #193585
tell me about it, effing retard that guy is!
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:27 pm, #193583
spelling?


WHATCHU DOING TODAY? -




RIGHTEOUS REQUEST -


TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm, #148269
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm, #148267
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am, #148261
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L


POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.


TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm, #201637
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm, #139546
Rhubarb
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am, #111828
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am, #111430
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am, #111429
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am, #111428
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am, #111420
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am, #111419
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am, #111417
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am, #111415
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am, #111413
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am, #111412
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am, #111411
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am, #111410
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am, #111409
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am, #111408
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am, #111407
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am, #111406
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am, #111405
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am, #111404
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am, #111403
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am, #111402
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am, #111401
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am, #111400
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am, #111399
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am, #111398
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am, #111396
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am, #111395
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am, #111394
snore.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am, #111393
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am, #111390
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am, #111387
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am, #111386
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am, #111385
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am, #111384
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am, #111382
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am, #111380
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am, #111379
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am, #111378
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am, #111377
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am, #111375
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am, #111373
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am, #111372
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am, #111371
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am, #111369
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am, #111368
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am, #111367
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am, #111366
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am, #111365
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am, #111364
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am, #111363
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am, #111362
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am, #111361
Gst...even.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am, #111360
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am, #111359
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am, #111358
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am, #111357
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am, #111356
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am, #111355
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am, #111354
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am, #111353
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am, #111351
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #111350
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #111349
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #111348
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #111347
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #111346
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am, #111345
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am, #111344
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am, #111343
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am, #111342
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am, #111341
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am, #111338
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am, #111337
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am, #111336
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am, #111335
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am, #111333
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am, #111331
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am, #111330
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am, #111329
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am, #111328
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am, #111327
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am, #111325
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am, #111324
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am, #111322
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am, #111321
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am, #111320
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am, #111319
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am, #111317
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am, #111316
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am, #111312
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am, #111311
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am, #111310
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am, #111308
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am, #111307
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am, #111306
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am, #111296
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am, #111293
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am, #111288
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am, #111284
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.


FIELD GOALS - So that white players can score too




NINJA MOUSE -




JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!


TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

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federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am, #215502
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am, #215499
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25


Why Did Chickenlittle Cross The Road? -


TAGS: ckicken little save life road
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:46 am, #251868
OMG! I've got several bison farms near by...gotta go tell 'em!
lgvernon - January 1, 2014, 10:49 pm, #251858

Buffalo, too. Where do you suppose all those wings come from?
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 9:35 pm, #251857
Well I hear you could be a horse and they'd still call you chicken.
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 5:41 pm, #251855
ahahaa love it Prissy! d*** Tyson plants, they just keep trying! i'd probably have been rejected anyway once they found out i was really a duck


Three Legs -




Something For Pain -




Pwissy hides all her ashtrays -


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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:19 pm, #249730
Now why would I want to do that? I need those b***s to ro5Ll more smokes!


Man Down -




Nuts ! -




WEBSENSORSHIP -


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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:50 pm, #184309
Amamazazing space! Well done! 5L
Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 7:55 pm, #184081
Future Hall of Famer
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 6:37 pm, #184073

5L...no doubt in my mind.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:05 pm, #184068

nice pic, nice all around.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:52 pm, #184060
Beautiful.


BARTIMAEUS -


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Rating: 4.58/5

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lahliet - June 1, 2010, 2:21 am, #178682
skip* accidently typed skill * they really need an edit b***on*
lahliet - June 1, 2010, 2:20 am, #178681
i know what you mean. some of them you can hold enter and skill it all till the good scenes come lol. 5l's
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:40 pm, #178641
Hey, those dating sims are hard to figure out! Especially in the original Japanese...5.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:37 pm, #178636
Premature emasculation!


Cinco de Mayo Priorities -




PERFECTION -


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Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm, #122419
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm, #122387
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am, #122376
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am, #122339
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm, #122215
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm, #122176
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm, #122164
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


EXCOMMUNICATION - And this is what got me kicked out of the Mormon Church


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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:05 pm, #227752
Thanks.
RonE - January 19, 2012, 11:30 am, #227750
Scotland
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:09 am, #227746
Where's The Beer From ?


Nestlings -




SHE KICKED MY ASS - I JUST CAN'T LET HER KNOW...


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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:56 pm, #194279
Is this a reference?
Budog - September 17, 2010, 6:55 pm, #194269
Faceplant, I always get the last word, it's usually "Yes Dear..."
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:52 pm, #194267
Same kind of feeling you get when she proves you wrong too.


SUPPLIER KICK BACKS - Do you think someone will notice?


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THIS LADY - Just wants to kick it.


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BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am, #98832
This is a terrible, terrible tunnel. Because you don't want to laugh, but you kind of do.


KICKING YOURSELF IN THE ASS - always happens at the wrong time




ROUNDHOUSE KICK - You've been Chuckinated.




SIDEKICK - TO THE BITCHES




Cancelled -


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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:39 pm, #260127
Ya BUDDY!!! Have gun, will use it! Laughing so hard I can't stand up!!! Sent this to favorite redhead!! 5L from me and 5L from favorite redhead! This is AWESOME!!!!


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